August 2011
9 posts
OMG! OMG! OMG!
KISSES! Holy fuck they kissed each other in my car and my foot slipped off the brake. Seriously, I am so glad women do not get uncomfortable visible boners. Some days it’s just awesome to be me.
The Brunette is not a kissy guy, generally. And he’s not publically demonstrative. It’s not just that he does not get smoochy in public places, he does not like audiences. But for...
Home! Home at last!
Three weeks, and I missed The Brunette’s birthday. It sucked, but it gave me a lot of time to think. That’s not always a good thing for me. If I’ve had any major epiphanies, it the same old one I always have: I think too much. I gotta fuckin’ RELAX a bit. Stop worrying.
Easier said than done. School, family… everything is conspiring to suck right now. So I...
Housework in the genderless world
My inlaws think I am a terrible housekeeper. It rolls off my back for the most part, because I know the truth: I am not a housekeeper. I am a student.
The truth is that both the Carpenter and I are lax about our home. We are both packrats, and busy, and tolerant or clutter and dust.
I love to watch The Boys negotiate housework. Neither one of them is the one who is ‘supposed’ to...
That short and curly
The first time I brought The Carpenter over to The Boys’ place to hang out and play board games we all ended up sitting on the floor or their bedroom because of their obnoxious roommate and his obnoxious friends.
I took a drink of ginger ale and came out with a hair. Not a cat hair. A short, curly, blonde hair. I held it out until conversation died.
Blonde: “Is that a cat...
The Abyss
So one time, The Blonde punched me in the vagina. Okay, I lie. He’s done it quite a few times, but the FIRST time he punched me in the vagina he hit me square in the pubic bone.
I howled a combination of shock and incomprehension and only a bit of pain. The Brunette came in to see what all the hullabaloo was about.
Moi: “He PUNCHED me! In the VAGINA!”
Blonde: “It...
Beautiful blue eyes
The Blonde has blue eyes. So do I. The Brunette and The Carpenter are brown eyed boys. I never really thought about it before, but every guy I have ever been with has had brown eyes.
I realized this because The Blonde’s eyes do something… wild… when he is turned on. I’ve only seen it a couple of times, peripherally, but it is wicked: his eyes get all bright.
Every guy...
Exotic pets indeed
I miss them so much! The chatter on our Group Chat App has died down since we’re not planning activities and events. It’s been just over a week.
I was doing okay at first. I’m not so sure now. I had some stress - I’m visiting my parents which is always difficult. I had some problems registering for my fall classes, which are still unresolved. Money is tight and getting...
Porn!!
Transcript of a three-way text conversation (yay iPhone apps!!):
Brunette: Have you ever walked in on The Carpenter laying naked in bed with a big bucket of lube next to him?
Moi: Only on my birthday, why? Did you just get your present early?
Brunette: No… He was already done.
Moi: LOL. What a tease!
Moi: Hee hee. I was giggling. The Firstborn was all like “Whut?” and I...
Cold turkey kills, people.
Apparently that’s what did for Amy Winehouse. Being vice-ridden is bad enough for you, but quitting is brutal.
I write this from a hotel room in Sudbury, Ontario. So I am seeing a lot of brutal. Seriously, I know this is a mining town, but it is fucking dismal. I kept waiting to drive into the nice part, and it kept not happening. Just went from shacks on the outskirts to inner city.
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