I was watching American Horror Story with The Blonde. The last episode freaked me the fuck out. Granted, so did the one before that, and the one before that, and the one before that…
Anyway, there was a flashback (wait, was that a flashback? Wiggidy CHRIST I have no idea what is going on) of the nice gay couple who used to live here, and by law I am obligated to tell you they died on the premises, so shocking, just goes to show you never really know about people…
Anyway, one accuses the other of cheating, and he admits to it, and says that the other man is a “Power Bottom”. Hmm. I’ve already learned my lesson about asking The Brunette questions, but he’s in the other room NOT being freaked the fuck out. So I ask The Blonde.
Ralph Wiggum: “What’s a Power Bottom?”
The Blonde gives me a look that is part startle, part panic. I know that look. I’ve given that look. It’s the looks you give your kid when you’re watching a show/movie that is a little beyond them, and a term comes up that has you thinking ‘please let that one slip under their radar’, but alas it is not to be because they fix you with those beeg brown eyes and ask you what a rimjob is.
The Blonde: “You really don’t know?”
Me: “Well, NO. How would I - WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!”
So I got distracted by the show, and The Blonde was spared the awkward job of explaining shit to me. But I remembered later. And went to the internet for my answers.
If my kids ever ask me what a rimjob is, I’m just going to answer the fucking question.